{"product_id":"the-vile-village","title":"A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 The Vile Village","description":"\u003cspan id=\"freeText5288221509507492019\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDear Listener,\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eNobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this CD.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI can think of no reason why anyone would want to listen to a book containing such unpleasant matters as migrating crows, an angry mob, a newspaper headline, the Duluxe Cell, and some very strange hats.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eI also shouldn't mention the interactive features of the CD, which include:\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA perplexing word game\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePhotos from The Lemony Snicket Archives \u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eArt from The Brett Helquist gallery\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIt is my solemn and sacred occupation to research each detail of the Baudelaire children's lives and write them all down, but you may decide to do some other sacred and solemn thing, such as listening to another book instead.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWith all due respect,\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLemony Snicket\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Readers Paradise Book Shop Wexford","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39745922760875,"sku":"","price":2.5,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0538\/7105\/0923\/products\/3_59f5f3bc-bceb-4eaa-b264-bd5a49b3a629.jpg?v=1619690967","url":"https:\/\/readersparadise.pro\/products\/the-vile-village","provider":"ReadersParadise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}